Source: (Les Trouvailles d’Internet)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
‘Moet je geen regenpak aan?’
Leerling: ‘Nee hoor, meester. In mijn hoofd is het altijd zonnig.’
Frida Kahlo in a hospital bed, drawing on her cast with the help of a mirror, 1951.
deepthroat my heart
How do you expect me to do that without ripping your breast open, cutting my way through your meat and using a huge ass saw to get through your bones?
Go hard or go home.
omg no fucking way
you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties?
and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo?
and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES?
HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD.
YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK.
i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at me then got upset when i didn’t understand
god i want a tim tam so bad )):